Trump Calls for Recount, Says he Won Bigly-er

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Donald Trump

New York – Two months after his unexpected win, President-Elect Trump is calling for a recount in the following states: Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Vermont, and Wisconsin. While some of these were to be expected, Michigan, Pennsylvania, & Wisconsin are shockers since Trump won those states’ electoral votes.

When reached for comment Trump stated, “Look. I won bigly, ok? But I’m hearing from some people that I won even more bigly. The people love me.” When asked for the source he was quoting, Trump answered, “I don’t know, but that is what people are telling me, and I hear better than anyone, believe me.”