Stormy Daniels to Play Herself in “Make America Cum Again”

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THE OVAL OFFICE – Despite the rousing success of the President Obama parody porno: “The Stimulus Package,” adult film fans haven’t exactly been clamoring for a follow-up in the form of a President Trump feature. While some have attributed this to Trump’s err girth, the industry simply believes there isn’t enough they can do that stacks up to the President’s own rampant sex life – until now.

The adult film studio responsible for the “Commander-in-Cheeks” video line announced today that, following her 60 Minutes interview, they inked Stormy Daniels to play herself in the erotic biography of the Trump Presidency. The move will relaunch her career as well as add a new level of depth and realism to the upcoming parody.

The leading man staring opposite Stormy will be seasoned veteran, adult-film star Bub Bundles. To keep things as accurate as possible, his character “The Dongald” will have roughly 4 minutes screen time divided between his fourteen sex scenes. Other cameos expected to be in the picture include: Ivanta Thump, Hillary “Rod-Em” Clinton, and Steven Coochie-Mnuchie.

Despite having just announced the deal, the film is already well into production, with a release coming prematurely.

“Frankly it’s been exhausting. We’re all worn down to nub,” said Stormy’s co-star Tug Thunder. “We haven’t worked this much overtime since ‘Abraclam Lickin: Four Whores and Seven Rears Ago.’”