WASHINGTON DC – Just announced, President Trump has chosen an outsider to be the official White House chef. The new head of the president’s food preparation department is Mike R. Wave, a man that has over 6 months of Blue Apron experience.
“He makes PB&J the way I like it, just the right amount of peanut butter, just the right amount of Jelly” Trump said, chomping down on a sandwich.
“We’re draining the swamp of all people with culinary backgrounds,” Trump said. “We’re going to change the way food is done in Washington.”
Chef Mike may be an unconventional choice, but his signature dish is a mean PB&J. He even can cut the crust off, at the president’s request.