Man Just Two Person Shy of Having Threesome

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RACINE, WI – Connor Jacobs was this close to achieving sexual nirvana last week after a close encounter left him just two persons shy of the ever-elusive threesome.

It all happened at work last Thursday. Connor was in the breakroom when he overheard his attractive coworker Jeanine talking about her plans to hang out with her friend that weekend. That’s right two women. Hanging out. Together.

Despite never once talking to Jeanine, nor being intimate with a woman, Connor quickly took to social media to share with the world just how close he came. His innuendo-laced post: “When she say she got a friend tho…” received a whopping one like on Facebook by Connor’s creepy albeit experienced cousin.

What’s next for this stud? Let’s just say Connor will be upping the ante tonight as he spends an evening with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters.