Kavanaugh Eager to Start First Case


WASHINGTON – Newly appointed Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh took his seat this past Tuesday holding a welcome gift that left many with a sour taste. Excited to get started, and with a case of PBR in his arms, he greeted friends, family, and colleagues with a token of appreciation. Passing out beers to his fellow Justices, tossing several to the audience, and one to former Justice Anthony Kennedy, he proceeded to take his seat donning black robes and a sly smile. “It’s been a rough road to get here, but if I’ve learned anything, there’s nothing to help smooth the process of acceptance like a cold beer.” With that, he raised a can to the court room, and sat down next to a frowning RBG.