Kavanaugh Denies Forcing Himself on Unwilling Nation


WASHINGTON – Members of the Senate Judiciary Committee listened to testimony from Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh today as he addressed accusations of forcing himself upon a country who repeatedly said they wanted nothing to do with him.

Despite clear signals from the country letting the nominee know they don’t want him in or around the highest court, it  wasn’t a strong enough signal for ol’ booze em’ and use em’ Brett who has continued his unreciprocated advances. In light of the accusations, the GOP has continued their unwavering support of Kavanaugh – although they did concede that, should he run, it would likely take 5 or 6 more accusations before they would consider him fit for the Presidency.