Hillary Clinton Spends Weekend at Bernie’s

Promotional picture of the movie Weekend at Bernie's with Hillary Clinton substituted for Bernie

WASHINGTON –   Hillary Clinton had to leave a 9/11 memorial ceremony as she nearly collapsed outside her van.

According to her doctor, Mal Praktis, “Hillary is just overworked with all the campaigning and clearly battling pneumonia. I have her on antibiotics for two weeks and recommended she take a mini-vacation in warmer climate.”

Hillary Clinton’s Campaign released a statement that she’s now spending the weekend at Bernie Sanders’ beach house with some close friends.  All weekend she was spotted wearing sunglasses and grinning with both friends close to her side. Clinton was seen playing Monopoly by the pool, water skiing, and even letting a boy bury her in the sand.