Fox News Photographer Fired for not Capturing Unflattering Portrait of Hillary Clinton


WASHINGTON D.C. – Fox News Photographer, Jane Publican, was assigned to cover Hillary Clinton during the DNC Convention.  Jane’s boss, Stacy McElephant said, “I was surprised to review Publican’s work and see it filled with compassionate smiles all at flattering angles.”  Stacy adds, “We must keep up with our competitors, who always capture Clinton at her worst.”

In a last-minute scramble, Fox interns were able to Photoshop the image, adding in some deep crow’s feet, double chins and bulging eyes. Jane Publican was unavailable for comment.