FEMA Diverts Funds to Prepare for Flood of Trump Tweets


WASHINGTON – The country is preparing for impact once again as political officials are tracking the latest disaster expected to sweep through the nation. While in the past the President’s twitter storms usually result in a number of fires, this time, following a new wave of damning accusations against the President, experts are predicting a flood of tweets unlike any we’ve seen.

FEMA is shifting their relief efforts as they and local politicians urge citizens to remove their cell phone batteries, board up their Windows operating systems, and brace for hot air and smoke. The storm is reported to make landfall around 4:00 am, with the eye forming over the white house lavatory.