Congress Quickly Working on Amendment to add More Qualifications for President Than Just a US Born Citizen Over 35

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President Obama huddled with members of Congress

WASHINGTON – Election day is fast approaching, and millions of Americas are still wondering how we got here with these two candidates. First, we did our own fact check at NRT and it appears that both candidates did in fact meet all the required qualifications to run for office.
Hillary
US Born Citizen CHECK
35 or older CHECK
14 year US resident CHECK

Trump
US Born Citizen CHECK
35 or older CHECK
14 year US resident CHECK

Both Republicans and Democrats are now working diligently together to pass a bi-partisan bill adding more required qualifications. House leader, Avery Tingfree said, “The only thing easier in this country is getting a hand gun.” Conversely, Republican leader Grid Locke said, “the only thing easier in this country is getting an entitlement check.”

Some proposed qualifications include:

• Must have never deleted more than 10,000 emails at any one time
• A google search of (your name) and assault on women must have less than 25 million results
• Your hair must be a natural born citizen
• Must not file bankruptcy more than 5 times
• 3 years foreign affairs experience (affairs with foreign women do not count)
• Must know at least 2 of the following:
1. where Allepo is located (nearest continent)
2. the circle thing you throw the basketball into in order to score points
3. what Brexit is
4. what parenthetical ‘C’ stands for