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Man Sentenced to 30 Years for Killing 2 Bald Eagles With 1 Stone

Cornelius Balbinus - May 30, 2017

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Local Badass Puts out E-Cigarette on Tongue

George W Bush next to his painting of his dog

George W. Bush Finally Finishes Painting Masterpiece Worthy of the Fridge

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Latest Poll Shows Trump Now More Unpopular Than Ticketmaster

gillette introduces 10 blade razor

Gillette Skips Ahead and Introduces New 10 Blade Razor

Ericles Bartholomius - September 27, 2017

Lin Manuel Miranda in his Hamilton role

Trump to Deport Lin-Manuel Miranda, Doesn’t Realize Puerto Rico is US...

Cornelius Balbinus - November 1, 2016

girls-in-burka-car-wash-raise-money-mosque

Mosque Raises Money With Smokin’ Hot Burkini Car Wash

Maximia Agrippina - September 7, 2017

George W Bush next to his painting of his dog

George W. Bush Finally Finishes Painting Masterpiece Worthy of the Fridge

Cornelius Balbinus - January 9, 2017

Hung over woman with her head down on a pillow holding a glass of water

Science and Technology

Study Shows Drinking a Glass of Water Right Before Bed Does...

Christirius Matsakius - October 6, 2016

Store front with a crane putting up oversized letters EPIC FI

“Epic Fit” Gym to Become “Epic Fail” Pub on January 14th

Statilia Drusilla - January 4, 2017

worker at a recycling center

Study Confirms Less Than 1% of People Know What Goes in...

Ericles Bartholomius - December 8, 2016

Republicans Looking to Prevent Gun Violence by Banning Schools

Ginarius Fabricius - March 23, 2018

Cop Can’t Tell If That’s a Prostitute or a Teenager

Christirius Matsakius - November 16, 2017

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton checks her PDA upon her departure in a military C-17 plane from Malta bound for Tripoli,

Clinton Forgets to Delete Emails From the Trash Folder As Well

Christirius Matsakius - August 9, 2016

Man with mullet

Local Racist Uncomfortable With the Term “Racism”

Cornelius Balbinus - December 16, 2016

America Now Divided Into Two Social Classes: Prime and Non-Prime

Ginarius Fabricius - October 20, 2017

Stretch of road with a car drving beneath tall signs for Arby's, Taco Bell, and Kentucky Fried Chicken

Vegan Starves to Death in Small Town With Only Chain Restaurants

Cornelius Balbinus - December 1, 2016

Sean Spicer at a press briefing

“Please, Just Leave Me Out of This,” Says Ghost of Hitler

Nikius Matsakius - April 25, 2017

Webster Alters Definition of Success to Account for Hard Times

Rutilius Tiberius - August 31, 2016

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