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Trump Vows to Bring Back VCR Manufacturing Jobs

Statilia Drusilla - April 12, 2017

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American Dream Actually an Ambien Side Effect

Trump looking angry, like he's about to say the word "fired."

Trump Growing Discontented With Whomever He Ends up Hiring Next

Ambien Issues Statement to Call Police if Racist Effects Last More Than 4 Hours

Donald Trump being toasted

Trump Cancels New York Times Meeting to Have Drinks With the...

Cornelius Balbinus - December 21, 2016

A view of the interior of a vehicle with a car-phone in the foreground.

Last Working Carphone Found in 1989 Mercedes

Ericles Bartholomius - July 17, 2017

Prime rib covered in parsley in an Amazon shipping box.

Whole Foods Introduces Amazon Prime Rib

Statilia Drusilla - June 20, 2017

split shot of two Donald Trumps speaking

Donald Trump Accidentally Interrupts Himself

Ericles Bartholomius - October 19, 2016

teenagers looking at phone.

Drunk Texting Is Now #1 Cause of Death Among Teens

Eliakus Matsakius - June 2, 2017

gillette introduces 10 blade razor

Gillette Skips Ahead and Introduces New 10 Blade Razor

Ericles Bartholomius - September 27, 2017

Mike Pence waving outside of Beauty and the Beast showing

Mike Pence Covers His Eyes During “Gay Moments” in ‘Beauty and...

Ericles Bartholomius - April 11, 2017

Republicans Looking to Prevent Gun Violence by Banning Schools

Ginarius Fabricius - March 23, 2018

Line of orange traffic cones on a highway

Men Spotted Working at Road Construction Site

Christirius Matsakius - September 12, 2016

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Persian Cats Face Deportation Due to Suspected Iranian Origin

Ericles Bartholomius - February 16, 2017

roller coaster named the hurricane

Fewer Roller Coasters Being Named “The Hurricane” These Days

Ericles Bartholomius - December 13, 2017

North Korea to Send Athletes to South Korea; Entire Population Vies...

Ginarius Fabricius - February 2, 2018

Man Finally Says Screw It, Bookmarks Porn Site

Ginarius Fabricius - December 1, 2017

FBI Plans to Have Trump Tried as an Adult

Christirius Matsakius - December 22, 2017

Group of men carrying a table

Number of Volunteers and Charitable Donations Soar as US Hits Third...

Rutilius Tiberius - December 14, 2016

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