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Public Safety Commission’s New PSA: Friends Don’t Let Friends Watch Fox & Friends

Cornelius Balbinus - August 8, 2017

Little kid looks devilish in plane seat as mother fastens his seat belt.

Kid on Plane 6 Months Away From Being Able to Kick the Crap out of Seat in Front of Him

Melania Trump sitting on couch

Melania Finally Takes a Dump at the White House

Donald Trump

Trump Reverses Position After Tax Bombshell, now Dubs Welfare Recipients “Geniuses”

Report: Coworker Who Can Type Without Looking Down Probably Smarter Than...

Cornelius Balbinus - January 27, 2017

big bologna sandwich

McDonald’s new Big Trump Sandwich Filled With Baloney

Maximia Agrippina - March 21, 2017

Picture of the white house from the front gates.

White House Closed for Renovation to Fix Leaks

Eliakus Matsakius - June 19, 2017

man pressing e-cigarette on tounge

Local Badass Puts out E-Cigarette on Tongue

Cornelius Balbinus - September 8, 2017

girls-in-burka-car-wash-raise-money-mosque

Mosque Raises Money With Smokin’ Hot Burkini Car Wash

Maximia Agrippina - September 7, 2017

Donald Trump at the lectern of a campaign stop

Trump Declines Presidential Salary to Avoid Income Tax

Rutilius Tiberius - January 13, 2017

Game of Thrones Runs out of Story Lines; Introduces Neighbor with...

Maximia Agrippina - September 14, 2017

“My 2 Cents” Fails to Keep up With Inflation

Cornelius Balbinus - August 30, 2016

M&Ms Melt As Global Warming Accelerates

M&M’s Now Melt in Your Hands as Global Warming Accelerates

Eliakus Matsakius - August 14, 2017

House Covered In CVS Receipt

House Vandalized With a CVS Receipt

Statilia Drusilla - September 5, 2017

Man with mullet

Local Racist Uncomfortable With the Term “Racism”

Cornelius Balbinus - December 16, 2016

Older male patient talking to female doctor

Female Physician Pretty Sure Patient Thinks Male Nurse is the Doctor

Cornelius Balbinus - November 14, 2016

Trump Orders Removal of Obama’s White House Portrait – Claims Eyes...

Ericles Bartholomius - March 10, 2017

Three teenage girls piled into the back of a SUV

Local Girls Pile in car for Spring Break Road Trip to...

Cornelius Balbinus - January 31, 2017

pen and piece of notebook paper with "resolutions" written on it

Making New Year’s Resolutions Increases Chances of Failure

Christirius Matsakius - December 30, 2016

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