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Midwest Resumes Doorstep Package Theft Today

Christirius Matsakius - February 1, 2019

Going to Plumbing School Now Cheaper Than Calling a Plumber

Newest American Girl ‘Tammy-Lynn’ Struggles With Drug Abuse, Failing Test Scores & Abject Poverty

Deteriorating Health Due to Eating Pizza Now Known as the Domino’s Effect

Caitlyn Jenner wearing pink robe

Caitlyn Jenner Says She Enjoys Mother’s Day Way Better Than Father’s...

Ericles Bartholomius - May 10, 2017

Wall above staircase full of framed family photographs

Parent’s Walls Missing Photos of Son’s Chubby Phase

Eric Scotius - April 28, 2017

Barber's tools, combs, shears, and bottles of ointment

Local Barber Hasn’t Changed Jar of Barbicide Since 1973

Maximia Agrippina - April 26, 2017

closeup of man smoking a joint

Potheads not as Stoked About 4/20 Since Legalization

Ericles Bartholomius - April 25, 2017

Fluffy white cat lying down

Opinion: Did You Just Assume My Cat’s Gender?

Cornelius Balbinus - April 21, 2017

Librarian standing next to the stacks

Library Book Returned Unread for 7th Time

Furiousa Agnomen - April 20, 2017

litter box right below bathroom sink. A toothbrush hangs over the edge

Poorly Placed Litter box Just Begging Toothbrush to Fall off Counter

Cornelius Balbinus - April 5, 2017

3 bruised cantaloupes sitting amongst others in better shape

Cantaloupe with Rotten Spot Getting Used to Rejection

Maximia Agrippina - March 22, 2017

tired looking cat stretched out on a sofa

Cat Constantly Late for 3AM House Scamper

Maximia Agrippina - March 13, 2017

busy kitchen with kid running around

Kids in Morning Not Concerned Parents Have to be Somewhere

Christirius Matsakius - March 10, 2017

man sitting at table looking listless. There is a beer on the table looks like he's been there awhile

Procrastinator Can’t Decide What Less Important Thing to do First

Ericles Bartholomius - March 9, 2017

Closeup shot of the head of a tapeworm

Tape Worm Troubled by Lack of Fiber in Man’s Diet

Cornelius Balbinus - March 8, 2017

group of young people observing Ash Wednesday not looking too happy about it

More and More People are Giving up Lent for Lent

Christirius Matsakius - March 3, 2017

Inside view of refrigerator. Young man peering in to see just one empty mayonnaise jar inside.

Millennial Discovers You Have to Get a Paycheck to Live Paycheck...

Eric Scotius - February 23, 2017

bride and groom sitting down next to each other. Groom is signing guest book

Couples Opposed to Divorce Okay With Marriage Expiration Dates

Rutilius Tiberius - February 15, 2017

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