Bezos Obsessively Tracking His Package


SEATTLE – It turns out Jeff Bezos isn’t so different from us after all. Today, employees at Amazon headquarters reported seeing the Amazon CEO in a frenzy, constantly hitting the refresh button on his web browser to check on the whereabouts of his package. Yes, it seems that when it comes to getting the goods delivered, Bezos is as anxious as anyone else.

“I mean, it’s not like I’m worried” Bezos said in an interview. “I’m sure they didn’t lose it or anything. After all it’s a big package. Huge actually. It probably can’t even fit through the slot.”

Still, big package or no, Bezos certainly had his hands full when it was later found delivered to the wrong address.