Statilia Drusilla, Author at New Roman Times

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Stormy Daniels to Play Herself in “Make America Cum Again”

March 30, 2018

McDormand Gets Stolen Oscar Back Shortly After Buying Billboard Space

March 6, 2018

Deteriorating Health Due to Eating Pizza Now Known as the Domino’s Effect

February 1, 2018

House Covered In CVS Receipt

House Vandalized With a CVS Receipt

September 5, 2017

Fitbit Allows OCD Sufferers to Focus More on Avoiding Sidewalk Cracks

Fitbit Allows OCD Sufferers to Focus More on Avoiding Sidewalk Cracks

August 10, 2017

Group of people sitting around having a serious discussion.

Woman Admits “Spiritual but Not Religious” Is Code for Atheist

July 24, 2017

Baby sleeping in the background, but a smiling dog photobombs the photo in the foreground.

Jealous Dog Photobombs New Baby Pictures

July 19, 2017

Little kid amazed at oreos with red filling.

Oreo’s Latest Flavor “Flamin’ Hot Nacho” Too Gross for 7-Year-Old

July 13, 2017

A couple laying in bed. To the right is a graphic for different types of sex positions.

Sleep Number Introduces Sex Number Beds

July 7, 2017

Prime rib covered in parsley in an Amazon shipping box.

Whole Foods Introduces Amazon Prime Rib

June 20, 2017

Two moms talking on a park bench with kids in the background.

Mom Unsure if Friendly Mom at Playground Wants to Sell Her...

June 20, 2017

man doing the robot dance in a warehouse

Amazon Warehouse Employee ‘Does the Robot’ to Show He’s Still Valuable

May 24, 2017

ninja throwing a fidget spinner

Schools Concerned Fidget Spinners May Be Gateway to Ninja Stars

May 23, 2017

Trump holding up chart showing VCR and Pie chart

Trump Vows to Bring Back VCR Manufacturing Jobs

April 12, 2017

Large Forever 21 store with palm trees out front

Forever 21 Designer Fired for Creating Timeless Looks

March 20, 2017

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